British Meteorologists Fed Up with Royal Delay, Name Storm in Meantime

Said a spokesperson from the British Regime of Meteorologists: "We hope this sends a message to the Royal Family.  Something like: 'Look, if we can name an entire tropical storm in 30 seconds, you lot should be able to name to a baby by now.'"  Forgetting to be frustrated in a moment of sheer delight and British pride, he added, "Good heavens, what if they choose 'Dorian'?  We'd be so tickled!"