Plaid Resurrected At Portland Fashion Week

Gabby's Mom Has "A Bad Feeling" About Her Daughter's New Friends Group

"They just seem so...jaded," Gabrielle Stein's mother stated, when asked to pinpoint what it is about her daughter's friends that lead her to distrust them so deeply. "I want to know what they have hidden in those huge pants--and why their hair is so multicolored." Despite Gabby's insistence that her friends are "just really mature," Stein continues to worry that her daughter is "headed in the wrong direction."

City Erects Self-Tribute To Celebrate "Most Narcissistic Location on Earth" Win

Humpback Whale "So Over" Your US AIRWAYS Nightmare Travel Stories

Weather's Preference For Dinner at Home and Small Social Gatherings Finally Justified By "Introvert" Score On Meyers-Briggs Test

Marine Mafia Extends Reign to New York City's Public Transportation

"We never believed that the marine mafia was capable of striking this far from the coast -- not to mention this far underground," said a representative of the NYPD. "They've evolved onto land, but we're ready to fight back."

Groundbreaking Study Shows That Injecting Vaccines Is Often More Effective Than Pressing Syringes Lightly Against Patients' Skin

East African Rhino Hostage Situation Escalates

Barge Self-Sabotages: "I Always Do This to Myself"

Michelle Obama Launches Pica Awareness Campaign

A recent spike in eating disorders among young children has been linked to Michelle Obama's childhood obesity initiative.  Among disorders like bulimia and anorexia nervosa, instances of pica, a disorder in which a person ingests non-nutritive substances, have been most commonly cited.  This increase prompted First Lady Obama to launch her new pica awareness campaign, "Guess Who's Eating Dirt."  The webpage, currently under construction, at one time stated: "If we can identify who is eating dirt, we can take the first steps toward helping that person eat food instead.  But not too much food."