1. When at the beach, remember that you don't need to wait for a stranger to get stung by a jellyfish to urinate on his/her leg. With the temperatures rising, people of all walks of life will appreciate an unexpected stream of relief. And it's all-natural!
2. Got an earful of ocean? Don't try to shake it out. Similar to applying anti-venom to a snake bite, giving someone a wet willy will help dislodge water from his/her ears in a jiffy.
3. It's been said that wearing sunscreen over 30 SPF is useless and will clog your pores. The truth is: the higher the SPF, the better. Make sure to apply your 950 SPF Banana Boat before hitting the beach this summer. And don't forget to reapply at least once every 5 minutes. Your pores will thank you.
4. Want to enjoy the freshest steak and chicken off the grill? Instead of going to your nearby grocery, head over to your local farm to procure some livestock. Similar to sticking a lobster in boiling water, grilling live animals seals in the animals' natural juices and is a fun way to get your children involved in the dinner preparations.
5. No one wants to stand outside on a steamy, humid, bug-infested 4th of July night to watch the neighbors set off fireworks. Instead, bring the outdoors in! Nothing quite says "America!" like dimming the lights and holding a fireworks show inside your own living room. Don't forget the sparklers!
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